2 Kings 2:23-25
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
Stephen Colbert bit or biblical verse? You decide!
Seriously, this is what happens when you’re not allowed to make revisions.