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Posts from January 2003

Writing Class

I started my second class at the Writer’s Center yesterday, a workshop on Science Fiction and Fantasy. I came in very excited and very anxious, as I have with every writing class I’ve ever taken, and left crestfallen and a little depressed. Why crestfallen? Because not many people signed up. There are only six aspiring [...]


Linux Toaster

It looks like someone has figured out how to run Linux on an Xbox. Those crazy Linux peoples. One day, someone somewhere is going to decide to host Linux on a toaster. Which means you’d have to wait forever for your toaster to boot up, and then hunt around for and compile the right kernel [...]


The Tyranny of Crisis

The Tyranny of Crisis There’s an old joke that’s been around forever that goes something like this: “Question: How do you approach a sleeping lion? Answer: Very slowly.” This are several versions of this old chestnut, and it’s been adapted to a host of different situations. Here’s one permutation: “Question: How do you take away [...]


The Christmas Llama

The Christmas Llama I have a problem with boredom; which is to say I get bored very easily; which is to say I have the attention span of an ADD spider monkey whose Ritalin has been spiked with PCP. I fear boredom almost as much as I fear death, so whenever I go anywhere that [...]