Just read an amazing article by a guy name Matt Taibbi, from New York Press. It starts off as a screed against liberal-turned-uberfascist Christopher Hitchens (who recently wrote his own screed denouncing Michael Moore as a “coward”), then settles into a long and impassioned indictment of journalism in this country: Well, that’s rich, isn’t it? [...]
The Montreal Expos are looking for a new home, and Major League Baseball, the only legal monopoly in the United States, is driving a hard bargain. No less than seven different cities are competing for the opportunity to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to build them a stadium, and most of those cities are [...]
The frost giant bent over and bit off my head, then reared back and bellowed his terrible joy. I rattled around in the back of his mouth for a while, then guttered into his throat and fell into the long chute of his esophagus. It was wide and slick and lit by phosphorescent glumps of [...]
Ever since our invasion of Iraq began to go sour, the punderati have been struggling to equate it with various failed conflicts of the past: Vietnam is a popular one, as is the French war in Algeria and the Russian incursion into Afghanistan. But the one that I haven’t seen mentioned very often has perhaps [...]
Geese are vile creatures. They strut about like insolent godlings, heads held high on their horrid weedstalk necks, beaks curved into permanent sneers, hissing at everything that passes them by; they lay steaming minefields of soft green shit in the paths of innocents, and grab bread from the hands of babes. They swarm wherever there’s [...]
In the spontaneous, ongoing Reagan hagiography that’s been playing itself out in the media over the past week, I’ve heard the following sentiment expressed countless times: “He was a big picture kind of guy.” Now, I don’t know what to make of this. Or rather, I know exactly what I make of it, but I’m [...]
A transcript from a recent call to the Hell and Damnation Customer Service Hotline: Customer Service Representative: Hello, you’ve reached customer service. Can I help you? Damned Soul: Yes, hello. I’m calling to register a complaint. CSR: I’ll be happy to help you with that. What seems to be the problem? DS: Yes. Well, I’ve [...]
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