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Posts from April 2006

The Monster With A Thousand Heads

The metal snake slides to a stop and opens its twenty mouthes, and the monster with a thousand heads pours out onto the platform. A huge amorphous beast, a patchwork of colors and shapes, a shifting cloud of motion and purpose, it surges across the platform and squeezes onto the escalators, warping like an hourglass [...]


I’m Calling No Jiggy

One of the worst things an unhip person can do is attempt to co-opt hipster/street lingo into their own stilted vocabularies. It is cringingly horrible to hear some middle aged white guy telling another middle-aged white guy that he has been “dissed” by his “ho”, or that he went out and bought some “bling” at [...]


Escape from the Dungeon of Duke Kill-Horror

Duke Kill-Horror the Maleficent heaved the great slime-mass of his body onto his giant obsidian throne and glared down at the trembling throngs. He roared: “Bring me the lapsed cannibal!”

Two soldiers of his Praetorian Snail Guard stirred and began to move forward, slowly and methodically, leaving a trail of slime in their wake. A fraught [...]