Here are some tips on how to dress up as your favorite programming language for halloween.
C
Not much to this costume, basically just a thong and a bunch of pointer references that you malloc() houses into. You move from house to house on a very thin tightrope with no supports and no net. You do so [...]
Dear Mr President:
Merry Christmas, sir! It’s been quite a year here at the Department of Coercion. As you know, we’ve successfully coerced 4000 enemy combatants since January 1, which averages out to 10 successful coercions a day. A record!
Even better, we’ve been able to extract an average of 3 confessions from each coercee. Some of [...]
Thankfully, the SexyBack obsession seems to be passing, though something else has taken its place, just as viral but infinitely more worthy: Don’t Feel Like Dancin’, by The Scissor Sisters. I defy you to suppress your autonomic booty-gyration instincts while listening to this song.
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