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Posts from November 2007

At Last My Arm is Complete

Sometimes dreams do come true, even dreams you didn’t know you had. Which is to say: they’re making a movie out of Sweeney Todd!

Sweeney Toddy: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street is the story of a London barber who, wrongly exiled by a judge who sought to steal away his wife, returns to exact his [...]


Dance, Engineers, Dance!

It seems like everybody has a touchdown dance these days. I just watched Willis McGahee of the Baltimore Ravens barrel into the end zone, spin the ball away, crouch over his haunches and do this sort of rhythmic walk-like-an-egyptian two-handed dog-patting routine. Now, I don’t play football, but I am a programmer, which means I [...]


God and The Garden of Eden Skit

I’ve been having a really hard time thinking of anything to write here lately, so I’ve decided to give the reigns to some guest bloggers. First up: God. Let’s all give him a warm welcome.

I was down in purgatory practice-smiting some fake cardboard sinners when one of the Purgatoricals (I call them schmucks, for short) [...]