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Posts from May 2008

Posted
24 May 2008 @ 9am

Tagged
Politics

Dudes, You Were Wrong. Get Over It.

Kevin drum hits the nail on the head:

No political ideology lives in isolation. We judge communism by how Mao and Stalin implemented it, we judge 60s-era liberalism by how LBJ and the Democratic Party implemented it, and we judge social democracy by how Western Europe has implemented it. That’s how you judge movements: [...]


Posted
14 May 2008 @ 8am

Tagged
Words

The Death of Argus Ant

Argus the Fractal Ant, that craggy anchorite, uttered only twelve worlds in his whole life, all of them in the instant before his death. “I have never known a man,” said he, “more jackrabbit than ravine cold cuts.” And jabbed defiant antennae at an unfeeling sky, and gurgled, and died.

There were three in attendance that [...]


Posted
9 May 2008 @ 8am

Tagged
Politics

Wile E. Clinton

You know how, in the old Road Runner cartoons, Wile E Coyote, in hot pursuit, would routinely careen off the side of a cliff and then spend ten seconds running through thin air before he realized that there was nothing under his feet? And then fall? That’s Hillary Clinton’s campaign, more or less — except [...]


Posted
9 May 2008 @ 5am

Tagged
Silly

Glass Maze Washes Its Mouth Out With Soap

My mom was (gently) admonishing me the other day for all the filthy language I use on this blog. I am, needless to say, mortified. I had no idea she was even reading this thing. So I will definitely be treading more carefully from now on.

However — it’ll be difficult to ditch the epithets entirely, [...]


Posted
5 May 2008 @ 7pm

Tagged
Silly

Excerpt from the Official Biography of Charlton Heston

… but Mr Heston is perhaps best known for his role in the 1981 masterpiece, Planet of the Ten Commandments, in which he first uttered those immortal words: “Let my people go, you damn dirty apes!“


Posted
4 May 2008 @ 7am

Tagged
Media

Melting Building

Came across this building while I was walking around DC the other day. It looks like something Dali would have designed, if he’d been an architect:

I’m sure there’s some sort of profound metaphor to draw out of this (the futility of human endeavor? our sagging moral standing in the world? the slow-motion disaster of age?), [...]


Posted
3 May 2008 @ 12pm

Tagged
Politics

Please Elect This Man

It is impossible to be cynical, even fake-cynical, about Barack Obama. He inspires me like no other public figure ever has.


Posted
2 May 2008 @ 9am

Tagged
Rantery, Silly

Worst Possible Starbucks Patron

When I first started working in DC, one of the first things I noticed was how nasty your average Starbucks customer is down here. You see it over and over again: the guy who stands in line oozing impatience, ostentatiously checking his watch, sighing loudly, staring daggers at helpless barristas. I was saddened by it. [...]