Early Morning Awesomeness
Domestic scene, 7:00am, getting ready for work.
| My Wife: | What’s that? |
| Me: | It’s a Dungeon Master’s Guide, of course. |
| My Wife: | Why are you taking it to work with you? |
| Me: | In case any attractive women try to approach me. [Brandishing DM's Guide] Begone, Attractive Woman! The power of geek compels you! The power of geek compels you! |
| My Wife: | I thought 15th-level Human Geeks could banish women without their holy symbols. |
| Me: | Oh god you’re awesome. |
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