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Awesome Submission Guidelines

Submission guidelines for online magazines are often informative and hilarious. Here’s a particularly awesome gem from Eyeshot’s Hindenburg Complex of Infidels & Crusaders:¹

… we are always open to reading anything you want to send (as long as it doesn’t involve dentists — lately lots of people have been sending dentist-related fiction and we’d prefer never to read anything dentist-related again).

Sigh. Guess I’ll have to submit “Cannibal Zombie Dentists from Planet Dentist” elsewhere.