It is generally believed that the first “programmer”, in the modern sense of the word, was Ada Lovelace, who wrote theoretical code for Charles Babbage’s never-built analytical engine. But this is untrue. The first programmer was, in fact, Mad Annie Splatterkill, born in 1562, a prolific and insane serial killer who, when she wasn’t roaming [...]
The problem with being an intelligent zombie is that you’re forever trying to eat your own brains. For just slightly intelligent zombies, this is only an occasionally debilitating issue — you’ll sometimes find them gnawing at their reflections in mirrors that they’ve had the misfortune to stumble upon in their shamblings. But eventually the mirror [...]
It is a little known fact that there were actually four ships that set off with Christopher Columbus on his historic journey to discover America: the Niña, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, and the Exploding Flower Turtle of Sparkle-Spam — this last containing a troupe of surrealist Prussian clowns who made it their life’s work [...]
All of the popular theories that purport to explain the phenomenon of gravity are utterly wrong. The truth: each of us is attended by a troupe of invisible gravity fairies whose only job is to settle on our bodies and, using their collective weight, keep us from careening off the surface of the earth and [...]
© Glass Maze. Powered by WordPress using the DePo Clean Theme.