“He’s a one-cut running back,” said Daniels, a little too loudly. “That’s what he’s paid for. Why does he keep dancing around behind the line?” “Maybe they should send him back to the minors,” said Pretends He Understands Football Man. “Until he’s ready for the big time.” Daniels blinked, and glanced sidelong at Peterson. “Yeah,” [...]
“Shit you, dude!” said Doesn’t Curse Right Man. “Shit you to hell!” Terry paused, and lowered his brick. “What?” “That’s right, you better back off, douchehole.” Terry looked over at Anthony, then back. “What the hell are you talking about?” “What I’m talking about is putting my foot in your dick.” “Ass,” said Anthony. “You’re [...]
“I think it must have been when I was child,” said Pretends He Can’t Remember the Last Time He Laughed Man. “Certainly there was little joy in my youth, but I was able them to draw happiness from the most meager of circumstances then.” He shook his head. “No longer.” “I thought I saw you [...]
“So, your name’s Daphne?” said Beginning to Regret His Vow to Only Date Women Named Daphne Man. “No, Deborah. For the third time, Deborah.” She checked her watch. “Look, I’ve got to …” “Debby sounds a lot like Daphne, don’t you think?” She frowned. “Not really.” “Debby. Daphne.” He drew out each word, inserting spurious [...]
Wears Two Pairs of Underpants Man strode into the examination room and stood across from Dr Patel, arms akimbo. “Let us begin!” he cried. Dr Patel looked up from her chart. “I actually wanted you to remove all your clothes, Mr Jamison.” “Removed, and gladly!” said Wears Two Pairs of Underpants Man. “All of them.” [...]
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