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Little-Known Facts: Gravity

All of the popular theories that purport to explain the phenomenon of gravity are utterly wrong. The truth: each of us is attended by a troupe of invisible gravity fairies whose only job is to settle on our bodies and, using their collective weight, keep us from careening off the surface of the earth and into space. Since your typical gravity fairy weighs about 6 ounces, all humans have thousands and thousands of these creatures resting on them at any given time. The heavier you are, the more fairies you have. The morbidly obese have millions of fairies straining to keep their charges down, and the burden occasionally proves too much for them: which is why you sometimes see extremely overweight people suddenly rocket into the sky — a phenomenon, I hasten to point out, for which the traditional theories of gravity have no explanation.

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