Little-Known Facts: Intelligent Zombies
The problem with being an intelligent zombie is that you’re forever trying to eat your own brains. For just slightly intelligent zombies, this is only an occasionally debilitating issue — you’ll sometimes find them gnawing at their reflections in mirrors that they’ve had the misfortune to stumble upon in their shamblings. But eventually the mirror breaks and they move on. The real victims here are the very intelligent zombies, who actually figure out how to eat their own brains, usually through some gut-wrenchingly horrible — but ingenious — rube-goldberg perversion. Once the deed is done, however, these poor creatures revert to the normal dumb zombie mode, and are free to roam the decimated countryside in the traditional vegetative haze, looking for brains other than their own to consume.
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