My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable is some of the weirdest, funniest shit I’ve ever seen on the web. It’s a comic strip composed entirely of bad powerpoint clipart, depicting karate people talking about kicking each other’s asses. Greatest Karate Master of All Time With a Brick Wall On His Head and Karate Snoopy are my favorite ones, so far.
Oh, wait, and here’s another strip called Get Your War On, and it might be even better. Some sample dialog:
Man: Since the smoking gun didn’t come in the form of a mushroom cloud, what form will the smoking gun come in? Woman: The smoking gun will come in the form of a completely disassembled gun that is not smoking, because it exists only in the form of a future potential possibility of creating the conditions that may eventually lead to the assembly of the gun which may one day smoke. At which point you may die. Man: You mean die of boredom waiting for a goddamn real smoking gun?
In other news, I’m got something stuck in my teeth and no matter how much I floss and pick and delve and pry and worry at it with my tongue, I can’t get it out, and it’s driving me crazy. Can somebody help me? Anybody?
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Have you consulted “Uncle Sassafras” yet?
your gums are probably irritated and swollen because you’ve been picking and flossing and delving and prying; chew on some ice to reduce the swelling, then rinse with salty water and then get a dental pick and a small mirror and be very careful
Thank you, sahalie. Unfortunately, I already managed to extricate the vile interloper using the brute force method. My gums are punishing me for it even as we speak. I’ll use your kinder, gentler technique next time.
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